The recipe for calmness in your life …
I am passing this on to you because it definitely works
and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on
the Dr. Phil show, you too can
find inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed, 'The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you
have started and have never finished.
So, I looked around my house to see all the things
I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning,
-I finished a bottle of
Merlot, a bottle of Zinfandel, a
bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream (with a pot of coffee), a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac
prescription, the rest of the
Cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of chocolates.
You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now!
Please pass this on to those whomever you think might be in need of inner peace.